When you rearrange the letters in the word...
screamboat: troldemort: Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT, THE EYES = THEY SEE, THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS, DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM, SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME, ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT, SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE, ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE and MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER. holy fucking sHIT
captainlunawillow: -moonshine-: MY FACE WAS LIKE OuO THE WHOLE TIME
Me: I like fluffy coon tailbutts.
Freaksword: Yuuuss. The best part about a floofy butt is that if it's too floofy, you can just shave it
Freaksword: Say... I wonder what would Ristin do if someone shaved his tail?
Me: **gets Stumpy pic of Ristin** ...I don't think he'd be able to resist much.
Freaksword: Because my tablet is still fucked I bought colouring pencis :3
Tailisup: there is no C in penis
Miles Aeon: I'm just better with words when I don't have to speak them.. I think most people are now adays.
Tailisup: Yea, we live in a very impersonal age where one can "laugh out loud" without even cracking a smile.
Tailisup: Me Online: LMAO!
Tailisup: Me IRL: o_o
Miles Aeon: Yeah. I smirk usually when I put lol or something.
Tailisup: I just jerk my head almost as if I was laughing. Like a single backwards jerk.
Tailisup: The only time I'm genuinely smiling or laughing is when I'm talking to or about Arty.
Tailisup: ....like now. x3
Tailisup: dammit that gorgeous foxy has bewitched me.
Tailisup: I'm absolutely okay with it. **swoon**
When gays get so angry about a chicken sandwich, it is because Chick-fil-A has...– Conor Gaughan - “We Are Not Arguing Over Chicken” (via celestialinsanity)
At first I’m all like “why is it so hard for people to update their ask blogs?” Then I take a look at SAI and see that I’ve only gotten 3 panels SKETCHED out of the 10 I need to do for this ONE question and go “oh right…” I love drawing and these tumblr questions are fun but sometimes you just wanna deskflip and say FUCK IT ALL. XD
I just need to vent once in a while when something or someone annoys and/or...– Myself in response to someone on a post about a stupid musclehead hating me for no fucking reason at all.
Problems with being a male
Having emotions is seen as weakness
Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
Makeup isn't even an option
Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
Being gay is seen as weak
You can't control the size of your "manhood"
You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
No male specific support groups or movements
Unequal parental rights
Extreme feminists treating you less than human
Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
No one will read this past the title
Tassik: Back, but you have left! o3o
Tailisup: I AM HERE
Tassik: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?
Tailisup: this is why
Tassik: That was...
Tassik: Terrifying ;--;
loooooooooooooooooki: THE FACT THAT 50 SHADES OF GREY IS ACTUALLY BECOMING A FUCKING MOVIE MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT I MEAN ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THAT LITERARY TRASH IS GETTING A MOVIE AND IT’S THE FASTEST SELLING PAPERBACK OF ALL TIME I’MG ONNA Are you seriously surprised? **ahems** Twilight. I rest my case.
How I say g'night to +Artamis Snowpaw:
Tailisup: Anyway my love, I'm going to be heading out for the night. *hugs and noses
Artamis: hugs and noses back Oki then hun. You sleep well and have a good night. I'll see ya tomorrow sometime, I hope.
Tailisup: Oh yes~
This is how I say g'night to +Tassik Cormal:
Tailisup: Anyway kitty, bed time for me. *hugs * I'll see ya around. :3
Tassik: hugs and nuzzles Sweet dreams draggy
And this is how I say g'night to +Nikky Trejo:
Tailisup: *hits over the head with a rotting fish carcass.*
Tailisup: bed time
Nikky: - chainsaws you -
Nikky: niiightttttttt :D
Tailisup: Gremlins Porn. o3o
Arty: I saw. Not so great, I think X3;
Tailisup: it's Gremlins. xD
Tailisup: It's like... Jar Jar Binks and Sebulba...
Tailisup: Some things, regardless of Rule 34
Tailisup: should never be done.
lolzpicx: “What are you good at?” “What are your hobbies?” “Where do you spend most of your time?”
I can’t fucking win in this god damned house… >_